January 26, 2012

apriki:

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY, YA DRONGOS

Here is a photoset featuring all that is beautiful about our burning spit of a country. Don’t forget to laugh at all the hipsters going to Big Day out, that today is the one day of the year it’s cool to listen to the radio, Woolies may be shut so go and get your chicken before you get to dinner and everyone is freakin, and remember that if I see one fucking flag tattoo, you’re landing face first in a pavlova. 

Also cricket is the worst, don’t watch that shit. Otherwise, have fun!!!!!!!

Okay, so (as I’m sure you’ll know if you’re Australian) that dude on the top right is Corey Worthington, and I was in love with him for no joke, like a year. And my best friend Erin was really, really good at stalking people and somehow she got me his home phone number, and I would occasionally call it and hang up after like one ring because what the fuck would I say to him? “Hi, I’m a creep from Byron and I love you, wanna date?”
But yeah, my fifteen year old self crushed on him so fucking hardcore. 

(via kaitlynthevegan)

via apriki
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