Suggested responses to, “This isn’t working out any more”:

  • Whatever.
  • What isn’t working out any more? Oh, you thought we were a… Oh… 
  • No, YOU hang up first! (Storm off.)
  • Then I’d wanna get checked out if I were you.
  • I fucked your mom.
  • I fucked your best friend.
  • (If you don’t mind who you sleep with, you can actually fuck the person’s mom/best friend/sister/elderly benefactor - it will upset them and then you will have won.)

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    this is beautiful
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  16. kittycatlady said: “You’re best friend has been eyeing me off for months.” or “I faked every orgasm.” works too.
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  18. nickdoesthings said: I like going with. ‘It wasn’t working out before, you were just so enamoured with showing me off to your friends that you didn’t notice.’
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