Suggested responses to, “This isn’t working out any more”:

  • Whatever.
  • What isn’t working out any more? Oh, you thought we were a… Oh… 
  • No, YOU hang up first! (Storm off.)
  • Then I’d wanna get checked out if I were you.
  • I fucked your mom.
  • I fucked your best friend.
  • (If you don’t mind who you sleep with, you can actually fuck the person’s mom/best friend/sister/elderly benefactor - it will upset them and then you will have won.)